Male. When I was younger, my girlfriend gave me a blow job after eating a really strong pepper mint and the sensation felt really great. Being the little entrepreneur that I was, I found out where she purchased them from and bought a box with a little scheme in mind. They wasn’t a well-known brand, so they cost about $2 for 12 mints. I nicknamed them “chill pills” and told people they were imported from abroad and sold individually in the sex shop where my uncle worked (made up, of course) for $2.50 each. Thinking they were doing something forbidden, people were buying them off me for $1 each. That’s right. I was making $10 profit from every box I bought. The beauty of it was: people would come back to me saying it was the best blow job they had ever had and buy another one. I was a mint dealer. :)
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