“Female (26) I’m secretly going to get pregnant this summer with my boyfriend.”
“Male (18) My Matrix inspired chat-up line is to hold out both hand and in one hand I have a red condom and in the other I have a blue condom. I say “the choice is yours”. You would be surprised how many girls this has worked on. They usually burst out laughing. When you make a girl laugh, you’re half way there. This little trick has got me lots of pussy.”
“Male (21) The best fuck of my life was from a homophobic guy that I worked with. In my experience, the more vocally homophobic a dude is in public, the more willing he is to play on the down-low in private. It’s no way to find a satisfying long-term relationship, obviously, but the expression of mixed shame, guilt, and lust flickering on a closet-case’s face when he has gay sex for the first time is simply hot beyond words.”
“Male (16) I’m gay and every boy who has fucked me so far has been straight.”
“Male (18). Yesterday I was out and about in the street and I got into the bus station to have a pee. While I was peeing, I realized in the locker next to mine I could hear strangers as they finally peed, so they were moaning as they did it. I instantly got a huge boner and started wanking. I cummed everywhere as I was hearing a particularly loud stream of pee, so it meant the man who was peeing had a big peehole. The best part was when I came out and we both looked at us. He didn’t know I had just jacked off to him a seconds ago. I think I’ll do it again.”
“Male. Saw girl on the road in front of school. Yes, I’m 15 and go to school for education. Girl looks like she’s 18 or maybe 19. I go to her, compliment on having such a fine arse and fine pair of hooters. She turns horny for some reason. We go to her house, turns out she’s a whore. Her cunt juices are overflowing because of what I said earlier. She does nasty things to me. Leave me with a never-to-be-forgotten impression. I was never the same person again. Can’t say the same about her.”